Message: Yes, that is my name. I was named after an English muffin truck my mom saw when she was pregnant. She obviously had high expectations for greatness naming me after muffins. If you are going to joke about my name, make it good because I love a good laugh! When I was 12 I was floating in a pool and saw a plane write "Jesus loves you" in the sky. I then got a double ear infection from the water. Been an Atheist ever since. Just kidding, it was actually a commercial on Animal Planet that made me question religion. That double ear infection did really piss me off though.