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Ivan Zamora

I am a middle-aged, gay brotha who rocks it west coast style: smoking tree with the homies and listening to ol' skool gangsta rap. Humans are annoying, so I prefer other animal species (I have a six-year friendship with a northwestern crow). I credit the illustrations of my childhood catechism reader for my obsession with Middle Eastern brown bois; I tend to eroticize religious fanatics - Osama was da bomb!

Tue, 07/07/2015 - 22:30

People who believe their own bullshit - they awaken the pornographic story.

Thu, 09/04/2014 - 23:17

Yall pardon the fuck outta me while I gets my battle on for a hot minute or so? we cool like that? aiight lets roll ...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 00:58

Sick Species Syndrome and Collective Self Delusion.